Services

Those who know me, know that I don’t offer my services at any price. However, in gratitude for Saint Expedite giving me this wonderful opportunity and responsibility of taking on this site, I am offering LIMITED ritual services to Saint Expedite ONLY. I will be doing the complete 7-day ritual for people who give a donation of $25 on this page only. I designate a part of  one of my altars ONLY to your request. At first I will offer this service to 7 to 10 people at a time. Please note that I may not offer this every week. 

The Details

My Responsibility:

All new requests start on a Wednesday.

Once you send me your request, I will prepare the altar with the red candle, a glass of water and an image of Saint Expedite.

On the first day of the ritual I will send you a photo of your name and the part of the altar your request is on. It is VITAL that you give me your correct email address, otherwise I will not be able to send you the photo confirming the ritual. 

I will present your request and a prayer to Saint Expedite twice a day for 7 days. 

All requests will come with a PDF confirming the ritual date and the information contained on this page. 

As part of my mission to honor Saint Expedite, a large portion of all proceeds will go to various charities. You can see the ones I give to at “Donations.”

Your Responsibility:

“VERY IMPORTANT: When you get to the checkout page, right under payment details there is a field called “ORDER COMMENTS”. This is where you will be writing in your request to Saint Expedite. 

All requests are first come, first serve. If slots are booked, please see if others are open for future dates. 

You must supply me with your correct email address so I can send you a photo of your ritual in progress. 

Please only place one request per ritual. Doing so increases the chances of the rituals success. 

Since spots are limited, please do not book more than one request on any given week, please be considerate of others.  

If Saint Expedite fulfills your request, please let the world know by announcing it here: “Tributes.”  Of course, you can post a tribute wherever you like. You can let me know and I can post it on the various facebook forums as well. 

Please Read Before Requesting a Service

There is no way I can guarantee that Saint Expedite will answer your request. Please be mindful of this. By requesting this service you agree not to hold me accountable for any results or lack of results the ritual may produce. 

Please give Saint Expedite some time to work. Yes, he generally works quickly, but sometimes it might take some time.

All payment for the services are not refundable while the ritual is in progress. This means that if you don’t ask for a refund by Wednesday, 5:00 Am Eastern time, the fee is non-refundable.

As stated above, you can ask for a refund as long as it is BEFORE Wednesday, 5:00 Am Eastern time, the day of the ritual. For example, if you book on a Monday and the ritual is on Wednesday of that week. you have until Wednesday, 5:00 Am Eastern time to cancel the request and get a full refund. If you book on a Monday for a Wednesday ritual the following week, you have until Wednesday, 5:00 Am Eastern time of the week of the ritual to cancel your request and get a full refund.

Please note, 7 to 10 other requests may be going at the same time on the altar, the two altars are long enough to accommodate up to 10 requests at a time. 

If slots are sold out for the week, please book for the next opening if available. You will see all openings below.

Available Slots: 

“VERY IMPORTANT: When you get to the checkout page, right under payment details there is a field called “ORDER COMMENTS”. This is where you will be writing in your request to Saint Expedite.